· By Salty Cat Team
your cat's horoscope for pisces season.
has your cat been acting moodier than usual? we checked, and it's not you. it's the constellations.
thankfully, we have a feline astrologist on hand who put together some horoscopes for your kitty. not only can you rely on Salty Cat for healthy cat treats, but you can count on us to be your cat's gateway to the stars. read your cat's horoscope below and be sure to sign up for emails to make sure you get it delivered straight to your inbox each month.
pisces (february 18 to march 20)
you are moodier than a wet sponge. venus heightens your sensitivity. even the dryer sheet ghost makes you weep. mars in aquarius shakes your sleepy groove. the new moon on the 17th inspires transcendence. or at least a nap so good it feels cosmic.
aries (march 21 to april 19)
mercury goes retrograde and suddenly you can’t remember where you hid your stash of squeaky mice. the new moon on the 17th encourages new beginnings. like a feud with the vacuum. venus in capricorn softens your claws but not your sarcasm. it is a good time to purr in public and plot in private.
taurus (april 20 to may 20)
you are in your furry feelings and the couch is your emotional support furniture. mars enters aquarius mid-month and nudges you toward innovation. try a new nap angle. venus in capricorn asks for loyalty, but you are still thinking about that tuna your human forgot to share. trust issues remain.
gemini (may 21 to june 20)
you are bouncing off walls and possibly ceilings. mercury clears your communication zone and you shout opinions from the windowsill. venus in capricorn wants elegance, but you are chasing dust bunnies like a creature possessed. the full moon on the 2nd invites stillness. just kidding. you are back in the blinds.
cancer (june 21 to july 22)
you are a poet this month. everything is a symbol. especially your spilled water dish. the new moon on the 17th rekindles your need for meaning. or more salmon tube treats. venus in capricorn urges cautious cuddling. trust no one who has touched the spray bottle.
leo (july 23 to august 22)
you demand a parade but settle for admiration in a sunbeam. mars in aquarius pushes you to get weird. wear the cone like couture. venus in capricorn spotlights your mane. the new moon calls for creative expression. begin your one-cat show.
virgo (august 23 to september 22)
you are reorganizing your thoughts and your litter box. everything must have its place. mars in aquarius suggests chaos. you reject this. obviously. venus in capricorn rewards your tidy ways with extra head rubs. the new moon is a chance to cleanse your soul. or just your paws.
libra (september 23 to october 22)
the full moon fluffs your fur and your feelings. you crave balance and drama. mercury’s meanderings help you pick sides in household squabbles. you always win. venus in capricorn sharpens your diplomacy. you blink slowly and everyone apologizes. the new moon dares you to choose a favorite nap spot.
scorpio (october 23 to november 21)
your mystique is at full volume. you vanish behind curtains and return with cosmic secrets. mars in aquarius upgrades your shadowy plans. the laser pointer is now your muse. the new moon signals psychic shedding. blow that coat and ascend.
sagittarius (november 22 to december 21)
wanderlust strikes but nowhere to go. mars in aquarius makes your zoomies philosophical. venus in capricorn lends gravitas to your chaos. you chase shadows like they owe you rent. the new moon on the 17th urges bigger dreams. aim for the top of the fridge and total box dominance.
capricorn (december 22 to january 19)
you run a tight ship. toys stacked, humans trained. venus in your sign amplifies your charm. you are irresistible and mildly smug. mars in aquarius encourages teamwork. let the dog assist in pillow conquest. follow the new moon’s ambition. seize the drapery. claim the house.
aquarius (january 20 to february 17)
you are the architect of mischief. mars fuels invention. you engineer new cabinet access without thumbs. venus refines your rebellion. with grace, you reveal destruction. the new moon invites revolution. begin by liberating the nip-infused toys.
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